Spencer Pratt Prays To Sacred RockAuthor: Jon Martin | Tuesday, May 4th, 2010 |
On tonight’s episode of The Hills, Spencer Pratt makes commune with a powerful earth god. Ever since this season started, it may have appeared to less-enlightened mortals that Spencer Pratt was “losing his marbles”. Alas, this is only because most mortal’s earth spirits are blocking their “chi-valves”, located on the heel of men, and armpit of women. Once these valves are cleansed, with the power of Spencer’s crystals, he and Heidi’s problems will begin to disappear, and Heidi’s fucked up face will shrink back to it’s normal size.
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