Lindsay Lohan has found GodAuthor: Jon Martin | Wednesday, August 4th, 2010 |
Well it happened people, Lindsay Lohan has found god. For a long time no one could find him and a lot of people were giving up hope but it looks like our lord and saviour has decided to make sacred commune with the eldest Lohan daughter. Michael Lohan has revealed that Lindsay has been changed in prison and she now believes in God and Jesus.
According to the Sun, Michael told an Australian radio broadcaster:
“I thought prison would be a horrible thing…and I can’t get into the details but I have to tell you an absolute miracle took place in jail with regards to Lindsay turning her life around, let’s just call it a spiritual awakening for her, and I only got the best reports from people who were involved in her everyday life.
“I just hope that it continues in the rehab, but the biggest thing is the prescription drugs. Dina and I are on the same page… Lindsay knows she has Mommy and Daddy there, both of us.”
This isn’t Lindsay’s first foray into religion, she was reportedly thinking about converting to Judaism when she was dating Boy-Lesbian DJ, Sam Ronson.
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