Why the GOP Candidates are UnelectableAuthor: Jon Martin | Thursday, January 5th, 2012 |
The Republican candidates suck! All of them, they’re horrible and unelectable. From Mitt Romney to Ron Paul, they all have problems and since the Iowa Caucuses has whittled them down to just three (Romney, Paul, Santorum) it’s much easier to reflect on just how bad some that stepped down were. Here’s how fucked up all the GOP candidates are in one or two sentences.
Santorum, a religious guy that says people can’t get abortions… who has a wife that had an abortion. Anti-gay, super-religious, wants a faith-based government instead of a personal-freedom based government.
Bachmann, fervent anti-gay religious candidate that says women should be subservient to men, she’ll say anything to get herself publicity, also has a gay husband.
Cain, brings his wife on TV to say he would never cheat, lied to her for years had 10 year affair with woman.
Rick Perry, has a ranch called “niggerhead”, speaks worse than George Bush (how is this possible?), and can’t even remember his own policies when he has to repeat them.
Mitt Romney is a serial flip-flopper campaigning against Obama, while utilizing Obama’s healthcare plan to great success in his home-state.
Ron Paul has been consistent, but in that consistency is also a strange illogical belief that “everything will work out for the best” that has endured for his entire career, not only that, he was foolish enough to let racist letters be printed in newsletter with his name on them.
Newt Gingrich divorced and left his wife to die of cancer, telling others she wasn’t pretty enough to be the president’s wife.
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